SYMPTOM
CHURCH
Find out what’s c*ckblocking your health so you can finally exhale and give yourself the opportunity to heal for good.
This page is NOT medical advice or in any way a substitute
for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.
I’m a random lay-woman on the internet with zero credentials or certifications of any kind, beware!
If you’re here, my guess is you steer clear of Western Medicine as best you can…
You buy organic if possible. You’re no stranger to cutting out foods or reading ingredient labels or worrying that 5G is frying you and your family.
You can exchange modalities like the best of them… displaying your years (and let’s face it, $$$$s) invested in out-healthing this sick world. In all likelihood, you’ve probably got a supplement graveyard hiding out in your cupboards (😂🙋♀️).
Maybe learning about health and personal growth LIGHTS YOU UP … but scrolling your IG feed has begun to leave you feeling hungover on 1000 ways to heal and be better and detox and supplement and think-better-thoughts and QUANTUM leap into oblivion.
Your healing journey has been a wild ride of awakenings. You’re so grateful for the lessons andddd you’re SO F*CKING READY to be on the other side of the pain and to finally feel comfy and at home in a healthy body.
Or, maybe something new has come up for you or your child that doesn’t make sense since you do all the things that should keep you healthy.
You've heard of Louise Hay, Bruce Lipton, Joe Dispenza, or other think-your-way-to-health icons… the general concept of a mind-body connection seems obvious to you… buttt you’ve never actually been able to use to it to heal 🤷♀️
Ready for your symptoms to go poof?
The AHA-moment that could change everything is waiting for you.
Imagine..
going from constantly draining your time, bank account 😭, and precious mental energy on healing to feeling healthy, fearless, and free!
actually understanding the specific emotions causing your symptoms
having an unwavering confidence in your body
having the wisdom and mental agility to navigate any symptom in total trust and calm (not the fake positivity kind, just the simple “I understand precisely why I have this pimple/cold//fibroid, so I have nothing to fear” kind)
that first period without cramps or your newly calm skin or happy belly or vanished cold sore 💃
the relief of leaving the fear, punishment, and blame-based wellness world behind!
SYMPTOM CHURCH will help you go from feeling foggy and confused, to ohhh-sh*t I GET IT NOW.
These intimate one-on-one sessions are all about a PRACTICAL application of German New Medicine (the revolutionary discovery of Dr.Hamer that finally answers the questions, “why do we get “sick?” and “HOW DO WE HEAL?!”)
In these 2hr sessions we will:
dive into your life timeline and laser-focus in on the emotional schisms that are setting off the alarm in your body so you can finally turn it off
start building a map of your unique internal world so that you can effectively recognize and resolve your conflicts/tracks
learn the fundamentals of German New Medicine in a way that is simple, practical, and digestible
begin looking behind-the-curtains of you personal fear-factory so that you can put a stop to the run-away thoughts that hold your health hostage
You will also receive GNM education that actually makes sense:
a 2.5 hour class on the 5 Biological Laws
a 1.5 hour class on finding conflicts
an extensive PDF on resolving conflicts
a detailed write-up of all my personal stories
I know what it’s like to feel broken. To be the “healthiest” person you know but still have a symptom that won’t budge.
I thought healing was about grit and grind. About constantly “doing the work” and forever HEALING HARDER. I was a good organic girl, and still I was in chronic pain.
I found the work of Dr.Hamer at the beginning of 2020 and felt a resonance of TRUTH like no other. But I had no f**king clue what to do with the information.
Between the wildly outdated learninggnm.com and the peculiar jargon, it was a very clunky learning process. Even once I understood the intricacies of the science and had memorized all the conflicts… I was still confused AF about how to actually permanently resolve a symptom. Hearing that the root was emotional was really starting to piss me off.
My memory was blank and I swore I couldn’t pin-point any relevant trauma.
And then, everything clicked in the most profound, relieving, glorious way. And overnight, the pain that hugged me since I was a young girl, began melting away.
Turns out the remedy for my pain was waiting for me in the depth of my memory and the specific peculiarities of my psyche… and yours is too 🌱
What if…
germs aren’t dangerous?
diet isn’t the thing that will make sure you live to 95?
and you can actually find the unresolved emotions at the root of your dis-ease because nothing is ever truly forgotten?
Symptom Church is not another “fix”… it is the end of fixing.
Your physiologic constitution isn’t particularly delicate. Your body isn’t confused. You’re not uniquely f*cked up. Your body hasn’t missed the memo. There is sense to be made and a solution to be found.
SYMPTOM CHURCH is for the woman who wants to understand the bioLOGICAL adaptation that explains the WHY behind her fibroid, yeast infection, painful periods, breast lump, abnormal cervical smear, std, eczema, acne…
In these sessions we will Sherlock-Holmes your life, navigate the moving parts of dis-ease, brainstorm resolution, neutralize fear, and make sense of the previously sense-less.